Can We Really Joke About This?

I know satire has some faint semblance to life and real matters, but with all of the sites that had published fake news during the 2016 elections and impacted said election, should we really be…

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What is the craziest thing someone has said to you?

If I slap you, will your twin feel the pain!

We all encounter people in our lives who have some very nonsensical questions served on the plates for us and when asked we just think, seriously? Trust me it annoys us all! Sadly there’s no escape but to either answer the question smartly or to question their existence. Phew!

This is just one of the most decent thing someone has asked me, the crazy is yet to come. It gets on my nerves when people learn that I’m twins and they are like, ‘oh, were you guys born on the same day? or you guys celebrate birthdays on the same day’ No, we both were born in two different decades. Which one of you is the eldest? Well, I am still looking for the answer myself, you will be the first one to know when I find out.

Who came first? When people ask me this I’m like what exactly are you gonna do after knowing it? Being a twin is like being an alien, people are always curious. The fun part comes when people start telling us that we can switch our places and go out with each others’ boyfriends. It’s like the boys are blind, they wouldn’t notice. You can always ask your sister to write an exam for you.

Has your mother ever beaten you thinking it to be your sister? FYI, she is a mother, she knows who is who, unlike you.

I remember once back in the University a classmate of mine asked me to show her my twin sister’s picture. After looking at the picture she was like, ‘OMG, you guys are so similar, followed by just that your sister is prettier and you’re not.’ Okay, thank you very much, inside me, you just said we look similar

Once I went out with a boy, and during our conversation, he ended up saying, ‘you guys are so similar I might kiss your sister someday thinking her to be you.’ That day I realized who I’m not gonna date ever.

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